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Gift Giving Ideas Across Her Generational Gap - Whether Christmas or Easter is right around the corner or it’s a milestone “sweet” birthday you don’t want to miss, you need to give a gift that says you’re waiting down the block to pick up your special someone once her parents fall asleep and she can sneak our for a few minutes.
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Spotting Cops in the Underage Dating Scene - If you’re anything like me, you’ve been a teacher since the 70s and had sexual relationships with dozens if not hundreds of cute, tight, waifish, elfish little teenage imps… and you’ve never been caught. If you aren’t, but would like to be, let me share my dating tips for spotting the thorn among freshly opened blossoms.
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Teacher Flirting Do’s and Dont’s - In the classroom, throughout the halls and everywhere from your after school afternoon delight to the smoker’s hangout, you have to pay careful mind to the accepted rules of etiquette when it comes to flirting with your students. There’s a very broad line dividing the perfectly acceptable from the things that could be mistaken for dirty old mannery, and you must never cross that line. (must register to continue)

Best Boundaries for a Healthy Relationship - As sure as your student must know not to harass you at the country club or your wife’s 30th anniversary party, you need to recognize the same lines in kind. Sure, you know not to ask the parents for they keys to the chasm, as it were, but this handy tutorial will show you the ins and outs of the, well, ins and outs, when it comes to underage dating. (must register to continue)

Myths, Stereotypes and Double-Standards in the Inter-Generational Dating World - Some people think of those who date outside their own generation as degenerate or derelict, but we all know nothing could be further from the truth. Check this handy checklist to get a firm, two-handed grasp around the throttle-worthy throat of today’s most prevalent teenager dating myths.

Love Doesn’t Require Consent - While we will not and can not (due to pending litigation) encourage sexual encounters by means of force, we can still help you understand how to use the intellectual tools you’ve earned during your decades of tenure as a human being to “encourage” (not coerce, we’ve been told to point out,) your partner to succumb as happily as suckcum. (must register to continue)

Tips from students on relationships with teachers - I’ve been in school for most of my life and I’ve seen the flappy arms of all kinds of teachers and the grissly bristles of more old guy beards than I ever thought I’d see this side of Santa Clause, but I’ve learned a lot and I’ve had a couple really good teachers. They fight now and it might get scarier but I can give you some advice about it. (must register to continue)

Tips from teachers to teachers - Never put it in writing - Don’t rape them all, just one - If I could give you just ten pieces of advice, I’d have my own column on a leading dating site. Oh wait, I can and I am and I will! You’ve got some ideas brewing under your skull and it’s possible you haven’t come up with your game plan. My tutorial will walk you through common mistakes, easily avoided pitfalls and the spectrum of plausible deniability.

Mary K. Latourneau Speaks Her Mind (exlclusive!) - We catch up with one of the most misunderstood women of our time, the unduly incarcerated Mary Kay Latourneue from Washington State. She may be living a life of boy-free love behind bars of steel, but her heart still beats warm and her mind still speaks wisdom and truth. Check out our exclusive interview! (must register to continue)

Passion of the Vicar, My Love of Pupils - Pastor “David”, the leader of a Unitarian congregation of more than 2,000 members, breaks his silence in anonymity and speaks out for the love his good lord has instilled him to distill into his flock. (must register to continue)

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